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[Henry Kissenger is Dead!]

damn. only a psychopath would celebrate someone's death. I mean, unless the dead is like hitler or something... that's what ya get!

ChazDude responds:

To Cambodians he might as well be, except for Pol Pot

[NIHILGUNZ: DINER DISASTER (CONTEST ENTRY)]

so you parodied KMFDM's Megalomaniac art, when the album NIHIL would have fit much better with the title?

RF-SLAM responds:

im dropping a nuke on your home from my space station

[Dublin Riots]

well he's from Ireland, right? What's going on in my home country is bad but what is the point being made here? Sorry, I just don't really understand.

ChazDude responds:

the people responding to the stabbing accusing migrants of wrecking Ireland are themselves wrecking Ireland, rioting, setting fire to buses, fighting the police and looting shops.

(despite the alleged knifeman being an Irish citizen)

[pointing]

this is utter brimstone. normies like you have ruined 'jaks that were once GEMS. Nay, GEMERALDS. OH MY SCIENCE, this is so much COAL. You people should at least visit the 'sharty. Even soyteens and chuds can make something better than this. NOT spine tingling NOT genre defining NOT gemerald NO BBC coal.

alexapdos responds:

imagining her pointing at this comment

[F@ck Freddy by MK3]

Bro, I agree with this image. I'm sick of people calling FNAF 'terrifying' no, it really isn't IMO. Something like system shock 2 is terrifying, not because of 'OoOOoO scary man jump on you! game over!' but because the plot and atmosphere is terrifying at the start and gets terrifying later. You start out with a bad weapon, it's terrifying because all the still conscious mutants who can't control themselves will kill you, and when you have good weapons and stats the story gets more disturbing as you find out about what happened, it gets more scary. the FNAF lore is alright, nothing special but the game isn't really scary. I guess if you scare easily or are young but it's just a scary sound and big bad face, and that's it. Sorry for the big speech, I'm just sick of grown adults (not you, I'm just saying) thinking it is the 'peak of horror'

vicmk3 responds:

I've been a horror movie fan since I was a kid, I've seen so many movies and know certain codes by heart that I know what to expect when a jumpscare happens or who the villain of the story will be.

SCP, Backrooms, Bioshock, Faith, etc... are scary in my opinion, it fucks up all these codes that I know and makes me feel like the child I was before, and that's great and very strong.

But still, I think that Fnaf has a brilliant concept and damn I would have loved this license, there's just one thing...

It's going in all directions! Might as well be honest, Shit, the author of this story has no idea what he's doing, The story could have been summed up very easily when you understand the madness, but no, you might as well hide the story so that the people make their own interpretation, fanfic or create their own story on fnaf, even if it means it goes to shit with Tons of YouTube videos on theories on lore or god I don't know what!!

Keep it simple! A story with a beginning, a middle and above all a fucking END!! because you know what's going on? PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO GET TIRED OF KNOWING NOTHING!

I'll make it very simple, this fucking pizzeria, its founder, the animatronics, everything burns, send towards the sun in a fucking rocket and BASTA!

This story was made by a depressive guy who had no idea how to make good video games and with all the critics who know got in the face to create this monster to say: You think my games are scary, Well, THIS IS A SCARING GAME!

This guy creates trauma, ok, there are fans of this license, but damn, how crazy am I! How many have been traumatized by these fucking Jumpscare!!

But damn, who finally thinks about all the fucking kids who are going to come across a YouTube video and be traumatized for life by these fucking animatronics!

We are no longer in the 2000s! Shitty flash games on stupid jumpscare is not the peak of horror, don't be stupid and keep it simple!

[Azura gives you a very good advice]

is this TES azura? Because if it is PLEASE go back to the futa blue lady.

RatoPombo responds:

That's actually Fire Emblem Azura!

[Flammable Costumes]

um ackshually..the correct term ish Uruk-Hai, checkmate you shilly little bashtard...

ChazDude responds:

Neeeerd!

[Azura goes to therapy]

I love your version of azura, not in the porn sense, but in the sense it's funny and creative take on a famous character, but yeah, I am pretty disgusting.

RatoPombo responds:

Haha thank you! I hope you wont take that to your heart, I just think anyone would freak out at discovering weird extra dimensional beings wtaching us!

[Pumped Up Kicks by MK3]

very nice but you know the song's about a school shooting right

missed oppurtunity

vicmk3 responds:

In fact, I had already heard the song without this information

I had a hard time finding a song that summed up both South Park and my childhood.

Listening to this song (and also the fact that I'm a Frenchman who doesn't pay too much attention to the English lyrics, even if I make the effort to read translations of lyrics on a special site, but very often, it doesn't give all the information, they just say the song is great and that's it)

In short, I just found the song very catchy and summed up the idea of childhood very well.

I racked my brain to at least find a song that would have worked, he also had I'm Dancing in the Show Tonight by Ween which would have been cool.

But I'm saving it for a drawing about SpongeBob, another cartoon from my childhood.

[Character Select 9]

can you add SKIBIDI TOILET?! pretty please? I

Wegra responds:

Ask and you shall recieve. Skibbidi Toilet joins the roster!