wonkenabi's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Ratopombo be like]

'cock birth'
I think some people just need to go outside
WITHOUT their fetish gear on.
And breathe some fresh air,
into lungs which have never tasted it
some fetishes are shit
and people just need to take their mitt-s
off their fucking dick.

[Changes by MK3]

Wait...this ISN'T about the Yes song with the Marimba? Damn...

vicmk3 responds:

Yes song whit the marimba ?
I don't know what you're talking about bro ^^"

[Personal Belongings]

it's alright i guess. I usually find your comics really funny but I'd consider this a rare miss.

ChazDude responds:

Not to be pedantic, but saying "it's alright" and "it's a miss" seems a bit contradictory.

[Azura and the faerûnian god Helm]

lets all rub one out, for our fellow men who suffered from heart attacks this DEC 1st. it turns out not fapping for a month and then doing it will kill you with painful pleasure overload. This is the one day where being a helpless coomer and having no self control all of November actually saves your life. See you in Valhalla, kekistani brothers.

also I am NOT comfortable with the far-from-subtle camel toe you gave her...eughhh

[Hustle - Gym Buddies]

matt, I love your stuff, but be honest, do you get off to your own work?
If you say yeah, no one will care. there's literally graphic furry porn on the front page, no one will care if you say yes.

mattyburrito responds:

I wish I did I would make stuff like way faster lol

[supeh mario in real loife]

mario is such a fat piece of shit. like, go to the gym you fat fuck

[Henry Kissenger is Dead!]

damn. only a psychopath would celebrate someone's death. I mean, unless the dead is like hitler or something... that's what ya get!

ChazDude responds:

To Cambodians he might as well be, except for Pol Pot

[NIHILGUNZ: DINER DISASTER (CONTEST ENTRY)]

so you parodied KMFDM's Megalomaniac art, when the album NIHIL would have fit much better with the title?

RF-SLAM responds:

im dropping a nuke on your home from my space station

[Dublin Riots]

well he's from Ireland, right? What's going on in my home country is bad but what is the point being made here? Sorry, I just don't really understand.

ChazDude responds:

the people responding to the stabbing accusing migrants of wrecking Ireland are themselves wrecking Ireland, rioting, setting fire to buses, fighting the police and looting shops.

(despite the alleged knifeman being an Irish citizen)

[pointing]

this is utter brimstone. normies like you have ruined 'jaks that were once GEMS. Nay, GEMERALDS. OH MY SCIENCE, this is so much COAL. You people should at least visit the 'sharty. Even soyteens and chuds can make something better than this. NOT spine tingling NOT genre defining NOT gemerald NO BBC coal.

alexapdos responds:

imagining her pointing at this comment