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[Nord Tongues be like]

Blow up a hospital's maternity ward for a double killstreak...in a game of course...a board game...the game called LIFE

[Scarred Luck, Page 2]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51oPKLSuyQY
listen. im doin ya a favour

[F@ck Freddy by MK3]

Bro, I agree with this image. I'm sick of people calling FNAF 'terrifying' no, it really isn't IMO. Something like system shock 2 is terrifying, not because of 'OoOOoO scary man jump on you! game over!' but because the plot and atmosphere is terrifying at the start and gets terrifying later. You start out with a bad weapon, it's terrifying because all the still conscious mutants who can't control themselves will kill you, and when you have good weapons and stats the story gets more disturbing as you find out about what happened, it gets more scary. the FNAF lore is alright, nothing special but the game isn't really scary. I guess if you scare easily or are young but it's just a scary sound and big bad face, and that's it. Sorry for the big speech, I'm just sick of grown adults (not you, I'm just saying) thinking it is the 'peak of horror'

vicmk3 responds:

I've been a horror movie fan since I was a kid, I've seen so many movies and know certain codes by heart that I know what to expect when a jumpscare happens or who the villain of the story will be.

SCP, Backrooms, Bioshock, Faith, etc... are scary in my opinion, it fucks up all these codes that I know and makes me feel like the child I was before, and that's great and very strong.

But still, I think that Fnaf has a brilliant concept and damn I would have loved this license, there's just one thing...

It's going in all directions! Might as well be honest, Shit, the author of this story has no idea what he's doing, The story could have been summed up very easily when you understand the madness, but no, you might as well hide the story so that the people make their own interpretation, fanfic or create their own story on fnaf, even if it means it goes to shit with Tons of YouTube videos on theories on lore or god I don't know what!!

Keep it simple! A story with a beginning, a middle and above all a fucking END!! because you know what's going on? PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO GET TIRED OF KNOWING NOTHING!

I'll make it very simple, this fucking pizzeria, its founder, the animatronics, everything burns, send towards the sun in a fucking rocket and BASTA!

This story was made by a depressive guy who had no idea how to make good video games and with all the critics who know got in the face to create this monster to say: You think my games are scary, Well, THIS IS A SCARING GAME!

This guy creates trauma, ok, there are fans of this license, but damn, how crazy am I! How many have been traumatized by these fucking Jumpscare!!

But damn, who finally thinks about all the fucking kids who are going to come across a YouTube video and be traumatized for life by these fucking animatronics!

We are no longer in the 2000s! Shitty flash games on stupid jumpscare is not the peak of horror, don't be stupid and keep it simple!

[The sad state of Skyrim's economy]

muh oirish skoirim

[Azura gives you a very good advice]

is this TES azura? Because if it is PLEASE go back to the futa blue lady.

RatoPombo responds:

That's actually Fire Emblem Azura!

[Nightpuncher - Brandish Title Screen]

mattyburrito try not to draw fatass chicks' junk (99.9%fail)

[Gay ptide lol <3]

fair enough bbut that would not be gey pride. why not say what it is instead of roping in something different? No offence intended, I know how people react to this kind of messages

[Dave vs. YouTube]

We are Clan Wolf, children of Kerensky. We carry the honor of his name on our shoulders as our fathers did before. The Remembrance speaks to us of the evil in Man's will, of the reasons for exodus, and the rites of the traveler. Arcadia is our destiny and our right. Enlightenment is our gift. By the bloodnames of the founders we must return. Return and protect that which is unique among the stars. Terra awaits us as it was written. We are the last of the Wardens, the sole hope for the Earth.

[Flat Out of Hell]

why are they wearing horus heresy mk2 crusade pattern armour?

[sonic 10/13/23]

the guy at the very bottom should be possessed by a demon, use that body for someoe who actually deserves it. @TheMiamiDeSantos